AN INTERVIEW WITH PROF. NOMUCH
AN INTERVIEW WITH PROF. NOMUCH
Good evening my name is Benjamin Ther; just call me Ben because I have been. I with the Where Were We net work [WWWBC] are privileged to have with us tonight one of our countries foremost scholars, as long as he is in his own setting that being in rural,-rural, very rural America. He is one of our leading experimenters; he refers to himself as an experienced experimenter. If years add any meaning to experience, then he has that title won hands down. He is almost the greatest muser of our times. He has the uncanny ability to leave the track and take you on a side trip, generally to places you never thought of going to and probably no desire to go there, and to return to the track like he never left. He is the active Professor of Norsquat U. He received his professorship and doctorate from the same school. He presently is researching energy, marriage in America, low level flight, and many projects not yet named.
Good evening Professor Don T. Nomuch! I am sorry I never covered all your credentials but let me say a 20 page resume’ is quite impressive. Oh, before I forget, I want to mention your website www.profdontnomuch.,blogspot,com
Hello Prof... Nomuch, may I call you Don or what would you like?
Oh, Ben, just call me professor. I haven’t had that part as long as the rest so I use it more so it can catch up with the rest.
Oh, I like that, professor, so tell us where you’re from. Wait, I know you have labs all over the globe but your home base Norsquat where is it and how did it get its name?
Well, Ben I’m from what could be called a disputed area. I live in a part of the state that is across the river from the state. I’m not going to tell you the exact spot, but let your listeners look it up. Oh, yes it’s true; several states which are divided by a large river are on both sides of the river. Look it up! No lie! It happened during a large flood and the river changed dramatically. We lost several towns but Norsquat survived. We lost Snake Den Holler, Buzzards Roost, and the beautiful little town, Bugnolia. Norsquat got its name from the Indians, the Tender rear tribe I believe. It’s a hard thing to say in Indian, it’s like a sound my belly makes when I eat beans and sauerkraut. It translates to burrs on ground, norsquat. The countryside is very sandy, made up from the riverbed from the flood. Not The Flood, but the flood from l00 to 150 years ago, and we have a lot of sand burrs, they are a plant that grows 6 to 8 inches high with burrs. So Norsquat it was.
So professor, Norsquat University is names after the place where it is located right.
Half right, Ben. The U doesn’t stand for University, but rather underschool. They just shortened it, that’s all. It kind of made you think of underwear. So did our neighboring schools. They even had a jingle, Hanes no jockey in Norsquat! So, they shortened to U and it helped our PR.
I can see that, professor, you have cleared up a lot for us, thanks, very informative, so what would you like to talk about?
How about girls, Ben? My wife says that’s all I can do is talk, now that I think about it, she will make me wish I hadn’t so how about some of our projects like our big compass?
Sounds great, go for it professor. Well, in one of our remote labs, the government wants us to keep the location secret as it might be an embarrassment to them. How could you embarrass a politician they can’t even embarrass themselves, though they try had enough.
But because of the funding, we should keep the place secret. At this lab, we have the largest compass known to man. A regular compass is fun to mess with but not this one.
When we got it assembled, that’s sucker hooked on to north and stayed there. Facts are, we were afraid the North Pole might come down through Canada and slap us up the side the head. If we had our heads on the needle. With the help of an obscure government agency, we got a big, how do I say big to make it big. Spit. What I mean, is that thing is big, and the seat was 10 to 12 feet off the ground. I believe a small mechanic could crawl through the muffler into the motor if he wasn’t clausphobic. We were going to pull the needle to the East, to see how much juice was needed to do the same. This is what experimenters do, so we bring this big, big, tractor up to the needle, I guess a little too close., Because Bam! Now, we’re working on a way to get that tractor off the needle. This is the 83rd day we have been working on this, the best idea so far, to see if the government wants to test some really big rocket engines. That may be a little far
fetched, even for the government, so probably what we will do is: [experimenters use a lot of [;, ; [ ]. --, ! and???] etc., tools of the trade, you might say. What will we do? Well we are thinking {day 87th } of removing, taking the needle lose from the compass and hauling the tractor and needle south to the equator. On the equator we tie the tractor to hold it in the north position, and then drag the needle and tractor south. We must be very careful because when that needle decides to point south instead of north look out she’s coming and the only thing stopping her is south, so you see we also have to tie that needle down also or we will have to go to the Antarctic to get our needle. Spit Just the thought of all that makes me tired.
Excuse me Professor Nomuch, but I’m getting signs that time has run out, I hope we can get together real soon.
That would be fine with me, Ben.
Great, and thanks again professor this is Ben Ther saying good night from WWWBC
Remember you be there cause I have been.
Till we meet in the classroom of life
©Prof Don T. Nomuch 2006
Good evening my name is Benjamin Ther; just call me Ben because I have been. I with the Where Were We net work [WWWBC] are privileged to have with us tonight one of our countries foremost scholars, as long as he is in his own setting that being in rural,-rural, very rural America. He is one of our leading experimenters; he refers to himself as an experienced experimenter. If years add any meaning to experience, then he has that title won hands down. He is almost the greatest muser of our times. He has the uncanny ability to leave the track and take you on a side trip, generally to places you never thought of going to and probably no desire to go there, and to return to the track like he never left. He is the active Professor of Norsquat U. He received his professorship and doctorate from the same school. He presently is researching energy, marriage in America, low level flight, and many projects not yet named.
Good evening Professor Don T. Nomuch! I am sorry I never covered all your credentials but let me say a 20 page resume’ is quite impressive. Oh, before I forget, I want to mention your website www.profdontnomuch.,blogspot,com
Hello Prof... Nomuch, may I call you Don or what would you like?
Oh, Ben, just call me professor. I haven’t had that part as long as the rest so I use it more so it can catch up with the rest.
Oh, I like that, professor, so tell us where you’re from. Wait, I know you have labs all over the globe but your home base Norsquat where is it and how did it get its name?
Well, Ben I’m from what could be called a disputed area. I live in a part of the state that is across the river from the state. I’m not going to tell you the exact spot, but let your listeners look it up. Oh, yes it’s true; several states which are divided by a large river are on both sides of the river. Look it up! No lie! It happened during a large flood and the river changed dramatically. We lost several towns but Norsquat survived. We lost Snake Den Holler, Buzzards Roost, and the beautiful little town, Bugnolia. Norsquat got its name from the Indians, the Tender rear tribe I believe. It’s a hard thing to say in Indian, it’s like a sound my belly makes when I eat beans and sauerkraut. It translates to burrs on ground, norsquat. The countryside is very sandy, made up from the riverbed from the flood. Not The Flood, but the flood from l00 to 150 years ago, and we have a lot of sand burrs, they are a plant that grows 6 to 8 inches high with burrs. So Norsquat it was.
So professor, Norsquat University is names after the place where it is located right.
Half right, Ben. The U doesn’t stand for University, but rather underschool. They just shortened it, that’s all. It kind of made you think of underwear. So did our neighboring schools. They even had a jingle, Hanes no jockey in Norsquat! So, they shortened to U and it helped our PR.
I can see that, professor, you have cleared up a lot for us, thanks, very informative, so what would you like to talk about?
How about girls, Ben? My wife says that’s all I can do is talk, now that I think about it, she will make me wish I hadn’t so how about some of our projects like our big compass?
Sounds great, go for it professor. Well, in one of our remote labs, the government wants us to keep the location secret as it might be an embarrassment to them. How could you embarrass a politician they can’t even embarrass themselves, though they try had enough.
But because of the funding, we should keep the place secret. At this lab, we have the largest compass known to man. A regular compass is fun to mess with but not this one.
When we got it assembled, that’s sucker hooked on to north and stayed there. Facts are, we were afraid the North Pole might come down through Canada and slap us up the side the head. If we had our heads on the needle. With the help of an obscure government agency, we got a big, how do I say big to make it big. Spit. What I mean, is that thing is big, and the seat was 10 to 12 feet off the ground. I believe a small mechanic could crawl through the muffler into the motor if he wasn’t clausphobic. We were going to pull the needle to the East, to see how much juice was needed to do the same. This is what experimenters do, so we bring this big, big, tractor up to the needle, I guess a little too close., Because Bam! Now, we’re working on a way to get that tractor off the needle. This is the 83rd day we have been working on this, the best idea so far, to see if the government wants to test some really big rocket engines. That may be a little far
fetched, even for the government, so probably what we will do is: [experimenters use a lot of [;, ; [ ]. --, ! and???] etc., tools of the trade, you might say. What will we do? Well we are thinking {day 87th } of removing, taking the needle lose from the compass and hauling the tractor and needle south to the equator. On the equator we tie the tractor to hold it in the north position, and then drag the needle and tractor south. We must be very careful because when that needle decides to point south instead of north look out she’s coming and the only thing stopping her is south, so you see we also have to tie that needle down also or we will have to go to the Antarctic to get our needle. Spit Just the thought of all that makes me tired.
Excuse me Professor Nomuch, but I’m getting signs that time has run out, I hope we can get together real soon.
That would be fine with me, Ben.
Great, and thanks again professor this is Ben Ther saying good night from WWWBC
Remember you be there cause I have been.
Till we meet in the classroom of life
©Prof Don T. Nomuch 2006
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