A STATMENT FROM PROF. NOMUCH

I do have the question and the answer! When we were small, we were asking the greatest question one could ask. WHY? If you ask it enough you will finally get the answer. BECAUSE!

Wait a moment this is not as stupid as it sounds. What if we never asked why? What if we never asked why is there steam when water gets hot. Ask the guy who makes moomshine in the hills. WHY will open enough doors, that you could catch a death of a cold. This discussion on why could last for a day or two, I'm an old man and don't have time for all that, so take it from me why is a good question. Why? Because!

There I let the cat out of the bag. What is the greatest answer? Because! Remember when you were small and you asked your mommy a hundred times why [ if she is available ask her, bet she will say a thousand] finally you get the answer. She says BECAUSE! It satisfies you, and you don't ask why for maybe an hour. Wouldn't Einstein, saved himself a lot of work by just stating his theory of relatively, and adding because at the end. Think of the chalk he would have saved just working out all those formulas.

Sometimes the word because is necessary, because that's the only answer we have at the moment. Where does electric go when you unpklug a light cord, an uneducated quick answer is, it's gone. Why? Because! You see, because puts the ball back in your court leaving you to figure it out. In most of life's little problems [which may seem like a mountain to the one that has them] are best worked out by you. So my lectures and poems will ask a lot of whys and give you the answer, because. Leaving you to work it out.

As a little extra there will be opinions, we have them. [we petains to Me, Myself,and I] If you don't like them don't read them. Why? Because! [But isn't it kind of fun to disagree once in a while?] Why is it so hard to explain what I'm thinking? Well for one thing there are so many ideas on one little subject, and of course, because.

Also death will come up if it bothers you leave it, I hope it doesn't. It's a part of life, the last part, or is it? I think it's just the beginning. I think that death and brith are very similar; it's the unknown that bothers us not only about death but everything. The ones who know about it aren't here to tell us, or answer our questions, we are left with our great answer, because. This is my thoughts on different things, my personal whys and be causes. I also touch on something we all do, and that's, we all are getting older. I had a hard time turning forty, since then, each decade is better. After all this boring stuff, I hope you stick around, you just might find something you like, and probably a lot you don't like.

Till we meet in the classroom of life

Prof. Don T. Nomuch